Stupid Fukin Stede Bonnet

britcision:

bitt-better:
britcision:
Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”
The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned
The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine
Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her
Oh absolutely
Steamed diced carrots? Hell no
Seared and peppered carrot spears with bell pepper slices and then with a little bit of butter drizzle? I suddenly love carrots and I’m also eating a SECOND vegetable, its a fucking miracle
Oooh yes also every squash EVER tastes 90% better if you roast it with garlic and roasted red pepper seasoning and just a tiny drizzle of honey

(via pretentiousbrownie)

jame7t:

jame7t:
i love how castles are like, a fairytale staple and princesses live in them now. those were military installations do you think in 4000 years the irradiated mice that inherit our world will tell stories about princesses living on aircraft carriers
u,m. dont hurt me

(via tooies)

turgidturnip:

ssalmon27:
We’re going to engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

(via pretentiousbrownie)

ktempestbradford:

sonatine:
Isabel Fattal on friendship <3
Adult friendships are more complex. They are also CRUCIAL. Take it from me, an adult.

(via the-moon-loves-the-sea)

karennkaren:

PRAYING that barbie sweeps the oscars not because i have anything against oppenheimer but because one of the few joys in life is seeing film bros melt down when movies primarily made for women are lauded as serious and important works

(via pretentiousbrownie)

broken-horn-of-equius:

mandy-lane:
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
Hold on, remember the gay Ken with the pierced ear and the cockring? Is that where i’m remembering Allan from?

nullspaceindustries:

lesbiacebian:
lesbiacebian:
fat people are allowed to be fat even if they don’t starve themselves or push themselves physically past their limits btw
ALT
adding my tags cuz i think they’re important
fat acceptance doesn’t mean you’re supposed to go through fat denial, anger and bargaining first

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transfantasma:

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katyaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

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s-castillo:

sadclowncentral:
scoobycool9:
sadclowncentral:
2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
For those who are like- huh… here’s a translation
1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)
2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)
3) Partake in self care
STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.
STRAIGHT SEX??????
let’s not leave out any of the unfettered rage

(via broken-horn-of-equius)

ruisa-faa:

virgomoon:
virgomoon:
virgomoon:
twitter is dying fr
lol
officially rip (2006-2023)
Shittymoviedetails voice: this is actually a reference to the fact that Elon Musk’s SpaceX launch site in Texas is actively killing endangered migratory birds

(via insurrectionary-frybreadism)

roybutty:

important video

(via insurrectionary-frybreadism)

judaskissed:

judaskissed:
thinking about miriam lass
THINKING ABOUT MIRIAM LASS

animentality:

(via leguindyke)

digitaldiscipline:

cassandrasimplex:
cassandrasimplex:
I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.
It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.
Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

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