Sarah. She/her. 28. I know too much and nothing at all. Kill everyone now. advocate cannibalism. filth is my politics. filth is my life. RN approved is my nursing tag.
Golden Joystick Awards agitation poster
to be honest sometimes you guys call a guy a bottom when what he actually needs more than anything is to cry as he prematurely ejaculates into a dominant man’s ass. this is the main problem with our society today
crazy how murderbot was like let me poke around in this cunt’s head i bet there’s so much hateful disgusting shit in here. and all it found was unrequited love and sadness. and then gurathin was like was like wow okay two can play at that game and discovered unexplained mass murder.
i once drove ten hours in a row but i didn’t drive ten hours straight if you know what i mean
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ok it’s a sign bc two “i can’t find this help” posts have popped up and IM LOOKING FOR THE CLIP OF SARAH PAULSON LOSING HER SHIT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ON THE RED CARPET I THINK AND SOMEONE IS WEARING WHITE BUT ITS WHEN SHE IS ON THE FLOOR DYING AND SOMEONE IS LIKE “SARAH!” IN EMBARRASSMENT BUT SHE CANT STOP LAUGHING I CANNOT FIND IT
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Herbalist Henry
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Well technically alchemist Henry, but doesn’t ring as nicely 💐
Inspo was an outing I did last weekend where I visited a medieval village and watched a lot of reenactors put down their hoses for better ventilation and I absolutely loved the concept!!!
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fyi the whole “telling people a funny story about your childhood but they’re horrified because the story actually just illuminates how awful your childhood was” -thing is about stuff you were not aware wasn’t a normal part of childhood. Those are the situations where you are just as surprised by other peoples’ reactions as they are about you being so casual about it. It’s unintentional.
Doing the thing on purpose where you tell about something horrible from your childhood that you know is going to shock and upset people, but wording it as if you were telling a funny story, isn’t funny cute or quirky. It’s just rude. I know that none of you were taught manners because your parents didn’t love you, but upsetting people on purpose for no reason is rude.